So, Dad is a writer.
And, having read some of his stuff, is a dang good one.
His dissertation for his PhD was like seven volumes or something. It is, as far as I know, the longest dissertation on record at Purdue University.
He has written a novel for NaNoWriMo.
He is currently writing his own commentary on the scriptures.
He writes A LOT.
So it baffles me that he hasn't learned to type like a normal person.
He uses two fingers.
Poke, Poke, Poke, he goes, day in, day out.
Like he's one of these: